dear doctor, i need to talk to you about my p*nis problem

sometimes, i amaze myself with my own stupidity.

last week, i sent an email to my Dr. stating that i would like to come and talk to him about cialysis and stopping smoking.

I was relaying this to party foul and cassi last night, of course while we were smoking, and cassi was like, WHAT?! Cialysis is the erectile malfuntion drug!

i wondered what made Dr. Kaufmann respond so quickly to my inquiry. i go see him next week to talk about my new p*nis problem. good times, people.